Love in Paradise: The Caribbean, A 90 Day Story: 0206 "Mixed Signals and Mixed Nuts"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, sure I can have a baby after 45.
0:13.3	Let me throw these chicken bones.
0:16.0	I never thought I'd have a blonde American wife.
0:22.2	But when I brought you that ranch dressing, I knew I'd be your dipping sauce for life.
0:28.9	I booked a dream vacation on a tropical aisle.
0:35.9	I only wanted a bone.
0:39.9	Oh, how could I have known that I'd want one of not-topping really pissed?
0:49.9	Oh, loving paradise, we're plaking up an amuletree.
0:57.9	Loving paradise, have you heard of polyamory?
1:05.9	I swear that I can see forever in your gigantic loving paradise.
1:21.9	It's the size of my arm.
1:25.9	Fade it Gary, wonderful, wonderful.
1:29.9	I'm furious.
1:36.9	We got out of LAX and we're here at my apartment doing a-
1:42.9	We got out of a car, we came up here and we were like, we've got to do this fucking show.
1:47.9	My neighbor bothered us.
1:49.9	We're tired, but we love this show.
1:53.9	We love this show.
2:00.9	We love this show.
2:07.9	We love this show.
2:14.9	I'm sorry.
2:24.9	I anticipated.
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