Love in Paradise: The Caribbean, A 90 Day Story: 0205 "Translating the Truth"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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The truth about Frankie and Abby's relationship finally comes out. Aryanna learns Sherlon's been unfaithful. Amber and Daniel get a new roommate. Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, sure I can have a baby after 45.
0:13.3	Let me throw these chicken bones.
0:15.9	I never thought I'd have a blonde American wife.
0:22.2	But when I brought you that ranch dressing, I knew I'd be your dipping sauce for life.
0:28.8	I booked a dream vacation on a tropical aisle.
0:35.8	I only wanted a bone.
0:39.8	Oh, how could I have known that I'd want one of not-up and really pissed?
0:48.8	All of them paradise were blanket of an amutry.
0:56.8	I love it paradise.
1:00.8	I knew heard of polyamory.
1:05.8	I swear that I can see forever in your gigantic love and paradise.
1:20.8	It's the size of my arm.
1:25.8	I'm glad you just called for the middle of the microphone.
1:32.8	I was over here.
1:39.8	Thankfully I'm not driving.
1:44.8	And more thankfully, thankfully, Poodle's not driving.
1:49.8	We are being chauffeured by my best friend from college.
1:54.8	And her husband, Chris, hi, hi y'all.
2:01.8	They don't watch lip.
2:03.8	Chris has already done what straight men do and pulled out his phone.
2:06.8	He's looking at sports.
2:08.8	He needs to feel like there's a penis there.
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