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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Love in Paradise: The Caribbean, A 90 Day Story: 0203 "Reality Bites"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Oh sure I can have a baby after 45.

0:13.4

Let me throw these chicken bones.

0:16.0

I never thought I'd have a blonde American wife.

0:22.3

But when I brought you that ranch dressing, I knew I'd be your dipping sauce for life.

0:28.9

I booked a dream vacation on a tropical aisle.

0:35.9

I only wanted to bone.

0:39.9

Oh how could I have known that I'd want one of not just up and really pissed?

0:48.9

All of them paradise were plucking up an anitry.

0:56.9

I love it paradise.

1:00.9

Have you heard of polyamory?

1:05.9

I swear that I can see forever in your gigantic love and paradise.

1:21.9

It's the size of my arm.

1:25.9

Fade it Gary, wonderful, wonderful.

1:28.9

Oh my god Daniel, if I had to tell you one more time, when I'm going on my serving job,

1:33.9

at O Charlies, if you one more time, if you don't unlock the dishwasher, but when I get back,

1:38.9

and you're going to step on the cats, we have board cats and that is fine.

1:42.9

And I swear to God, we're going to go with my friends, we're going to go with wine dancing,

1:46.9

and my friends Amber Jessica, all the other names of girlfriends who are sounds facing.

1:52.9

She's back.

1:55.9

You know, red stressing is back and I'm happy to see her.

1:58.9

I'm so happy to see her.

2:00.9

I honestly have a soft spot for her and I hated her last season.

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