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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Gay Crappens: Falling for Christmas Part 4 of 4

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.86.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

A young, newly engaged heiress has a skiing accident in the days before Christmas. After she is diagnosed with amnesia, she finds herself in the care of the handsome cabin owner and his daughter. Find all things Ben and Ronnie at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, so Terry and security, Terry's the gay assistant guy.

0:29.9

And security knock on Lindsey's door and he's like, don't knock on the door.

0:34.1

She said she doesn't want to be disturbed.

0:37.7

Someone's got PTSD.

0:39.2

Yeah.

0:40.2

And so they, so they go in to this very small suite for the owner's daughter and basically

0:49.4

like nothing has been touched.

0:51.6

And then Ali Lohan is like, wow, they find a card from Tad that's like, can't wait to

0:56.2

see you.

0:57.2

And she's like, wow, it sounds like they plan to go off somewhere together.

1:02.5

And Jerry's like, but where?

1:05.4

And it's like at this point, no one's thinking, wow, we haven't seen this important person

1:09.4

since she said she was going off to go skiing.

1:12.3

And no one's thinking like, should we get?

1:14.6

No, because she wants to be gone and we have to do what she says, right?

1:18.4

And then all Terry does is go, oh my god.

1:23.6

But where would she go and touches the security guard and he's like, don't touch me.

1:28.3

What the hell?

1:29.3

Light gay panic happens.

1:30.8

Yeah.

1:31.8

Yeah, there's some, I swear to God, this was a script almost nothing was changed from like

1:37.9

the early 90s.

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