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Welcome to the bad broadcast. If you're watching on

YouTube today, you'll notice I'm at a weird angle. This is not normally where I sit. Normally I'm

against that wall. I had to move. We're in the process of figuring some things out in our

house. We got to figure out the nursery. We don't have room for both a nursery and an in-home studio.

So I don't really know what we're going to do, but we're moving things. We might like move cocos or we're trying

to piece it all together. So honestly, I don't, I don't know where any of the future episodes

are going to be. I might be in this corner. I might be in a different room. I might need to go

external and find a studio elsewhere. I really don't know. But anyway, I just had a lovely little morning to myself.

I obviously have child care when I work during the day. I've got my nanny here that I love so much.

And I went this morning. I got an amazing spray tan. I also, I don't know if you can,

can you see it? Am I a little bit orange? I might not be orange yet. I got an amazing

spray tan. I got to look up her name. Hold on. Not sponsored. I paid for it. Okay, wait.

This is going to be worth it because if you're in my area, you got to go get a spray tan from this gal.

She's in the Woods Cross area. If you live near there, that's where I live by. Okay, it's in this messages. And I went

here and the name is Be Bold. Be Bold, the salon. Her name was Ashley. And she was great.

She was so thorough. She was like explaining things in detail to me. I just really loved it.

And I have an event this weekend. Oh, I guess this will come on on Monday. So it's not going to be a surprise anymore. But I'm doing the weekly trash live event. Josie asked me to come on and be special guest. And then we also have a couple other things planned. I don't want to dress and like gotten all gussied up since being pregnant, so I thought the very least I could do is at least be tan. I had a bit of a, well, it's kind of a good news, bad news

situation this week. I'll give you guys the bad news first. The bad news is that I'm crazy.

Okay. And everybody in my life had to deal with my crazy for a couple days. And the good news is that what I thought happened actually didn't happen. And it was this. So I woke up one morning and I had, you guys, violent stretch marks on my stomach. And here's the thing. Okay. I don't care, but I do care. But I don't care, but I do care. You know, like, I'm fine. My body is magical

and it's growing, ever-changing life-building ways. But, like, you care a little bit. Like,

they were purple. There was so many of them. There were like 10 on each side. I couldn't figure

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