Love Advice with Jessica's Mom <3

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2017

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Happy Valentine's Day! The 2 Dope Queens are here to solve all your boo boo love problems. They are joined by a very special guest/relationship expert... Jessica's Mom! From communication issues to bodily functions, we get into it, and Phoebe and Jessica take a deep sea dive into Gary Chapman's 5 Love Languages. But remember, you're always our sweethearts. --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueens Like 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens

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0:00.0	I will say I love Tom Ford.
0:02.5	Did you see recently in an interview,
0:04.0	he was like every man should be penetrated sexually,
0:07.0	at least once so they understand what women go through
0:09.2	when they're penetrated.
0:10.0	I'm like, this is so genius.
0:12.1	Well, that's literally what Courtney Kardashian was saying
0:14.8	has got dysic when he wanted to try Ains.
0:17.0	Oh, that's right.
0:18.2	Yeah, yeah.
0:19.0	Remember?
0:19.8	I feel like sex ed should be like less about preaching abstinence
0:24.3	and more about preaching actual forms of contraception
0:28.1	as well as being like, also, here are things you can do better.
0:32.1	Like, go down on her for like two hours.
0:38.6	Every so often I get a strong sex urge.
0:41.5	And the only way I can take care of it is the masturbate.
0:45.1	Dude, I would be so tight at teaching sex ed.
0:48.3	I would pull from different resources.
0:51.0	I would show them like a scene from wild things.
0:55.3	Okay, first of all,
0:58.6	watching Matt Dill-Dill smash two hot chicks
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