Barbara Did My Cornrows

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2017

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Phoebe and Jessica call out Jon Glaser (Jon Glaser Loves Gear) for getting cornrows (he's white). Plus, Kevin Avery (Last Week Tonight with John Oliver) tries to look like Han Solo. Featured Performers: Kevin Avery (@kevinavery) Jon Glaser --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueens Like 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens

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0:00.0	Trump was like, can I do summer hours?
0:02.4	And it's like, no, you're the president.
0:04.2	Welcome to Good Burger, home out to Good Burger.
0:06.4	Can I take your order?
0:08.0	You're fired.
0:09.0	You don't get summer hours.
0:10.9	You don't get summer Fridays.
0:13.3	Yeah, like get the fuck out of here.
0:15.3	It's 9 a.m. to 9 a.m. every day.
0:17.9	Like, you never sleep.
0:19.2	Don't you understand this is going to age you horribly?
0:22.7	My name is Benjamin Bonner.
0:26.5	Oh, do you?
0:28.0	Benjamin, but I look a lot older.
0:31.1	Literally, you know when you go to the movies
0:33.3	and then you watch a movie and then you leave.
0:35.6	And you see there's a raisinette that's
0:37.2	been on the floor for three weeks.
0:39.9	That's going to be him.
0:41.0	It really changes you.
0:42.1	I feel like she's going to be literally
0:44.5	a raisin in the sun, but not in the good way.
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