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Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare. And I'm not a racist and I'm always cheering Oh yeah
0:21.2	Yeah
0:21.3	Go Good morning and welcome to episode 1949 of Hard Factor.
0:49.4	It is Friday, May 1st, 2026.
0:53.6	Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80% accuracy guaranteed
0:57.9	on this podcast. Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor. We made it to Friday.
1:04.0	We made it to May. Congratulations. Everybody, you did it. Today in the news, you're up first what you got i oh man yesterday
1:13.5	i had a pretty crazy story about the racist sex crave j p morgan female exec that one they blew up
1:19.3	cried during the blow jobs yeah i was on the on the finger on the pulse thanks to b day our friend
1:23.8	bidae who sent that to me about 12 hours before it broke. And you saw when I froze how happy I was looking at it.
1:30.0	Today I have a crazier one about two coworkers, less sex, no sex really, but crazier.
1:37.4	Okay.
1:38.5	Fantastic.
1:39.2	Trust me.
1:39.2	Ah, no sex.
1:40.0	I'm not interested.
1:41.4	Oh, you, well, it's not, I mean, nothing's as good as that one, but it's crazier. Crazier than, than that one, then the fish face wipe. It's crazier. That didn't have those can. By a long shot. All right. Okay. Crazier than hating office blowjobs? I don't know. I am excited to, see, yeah, that's... I'm married. It's a tall order. Oh, my God. She blew me in the copy room. Wham! The roofies. That's her. He's going to get her on the roofies, I think. I think that's the legal piece he's got. It's tough for her with
2:18.1	maybe he's mad that he roofed her and didn't get to enjoy it. The admission of roofing is hard.
2:23.4	The fishhead wife was a little too far. It's hard. Okay. And then I've got one AI. You know,
2:29.4	it's always providing fun updates. South Africa is grappling with AI.
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