Loud Asian Smackdown w/ Shawn Gardini & Lemaire Lee | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

YMH Studios

Sexuality, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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SPONSORS: -Ready to take control of your money? Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started. -Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/date , all lowercase. Lauren sits down with comedians Shawn and Lemaire, the hilarious producers of Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast. They talk about how they met through comedy, women with no hobbies, farting vs. burping, and why Asian porn is so loud. Plus, Shawn reveals why he’s “gay” for keeping his house clean and they dive into Lauren’s pregnancy journey. Don’t miss their comedy show Optimum Noctis at Creek And The Cave Comedy Club in Austin, TX! Like, Subscribe, and Comment your thoughts on farting vs. burping! #FirstDate #ShawnGardini #LemaireLee #MattAndShanesSecretPodcast #Comedy #OptimumNoctis #AustinComedy First Date Ep. 92 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:56 - How They Met 00:02:26 - Meeting Women 00:07:14 - Appetizer Questions 00:13:05 - Girls Who Do Nothing 00:19:46 - Asians Are Loud In Bed 00:22:32 - Main Couse Questions 00:27:13 - Hot Anti-Vaxxers 00:31:20 - Lemaire's Royal Rumble 00:35:28 - We Want A Water Break 00:42:28 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0	I'm so excited to see you tonight.
0:35.9	First day, baby. First day, baby.
0:39.8	First date.
0:41.3	I can't wait.
0:44.0	First date.
0:48.3	Hello, and welcome to another episode of first date.
0:52.1	My guests today are a hilarious duo.
0:54.5	You probably seen them producing Matt and Shane's secret podcast.
0:57.6	You can also catch them here in Austin producing their own show.
1:00.8	Give it up for Sean Gardini and LaMere Lee.
1:04.6	Hello.
1:06.8	Thanks for having us.
1:08.3	Yeah.
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