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The Southern Tea
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🗓️ 24 September 2025
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Alessandra joins the podcast today to make it a party! This week they're recording together from a special location to talk about the latest craziness in the world.
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| 0:00.0 | Maybe I'm just like weird, maybe I'm crunchy. |
| 0:03.6 | This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisly. |
| 0:06.2 | I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and all of these people write their children's accomplishments on the back. |
| 0:12.6 | I don't love them. |
| 0:13.8 | A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots. |
| 0:18.7 | I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now. |
| 0:22.7 | Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea. |
| 0:28.6 | That is the tea. Here's Lindsay. |
| 0:33.9 | Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea. This week we have Kristen and Alessandra and we are recording from Kale's Content House. Delaware. |
| 0:44.8 | Hello, Lindsay, Chris. |
| 0:47.6 | Okay, so we are going to jump right into a couple of icebreakers of Would You Rather? |
| 0:53.3 | Ooh. |
| 0:54.3 | The first one is, would you rather hop everywhere or skip everywhere? |
| 0:58.8 | Skip. |
| 0:59.6 | My tits are too big. |
| 1:01.1 | No fucking way. |
| 1:01.9 | I feel like it would look insane skipping. |
| 1:03.8 | Nope. |
| 1:04.3 | Think about your tits. |
| 1:05.4 | Think about your tits. |
| 1:06.5 | Both are, they're not going to be hopping. |
| 1:08.4 | Yeah, but like, I feel like it's a gliding. |
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