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The Southern Tea

Body Image, The Breakfast Test & Who's Car Is It?

The Southern Tea

PodcastOne

Kids & Family, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture

4.34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Lindsie and Kristen bring the usual crash out energy, discussing the chaos of last-minute travel and the mountain of packages accumulating at Lindsie's door. Then, the complexities of body image. Lindsie and Kristen share personal experiences with clothing sizes and societal pressures, and the lasting impact of hurtful comments. Also the latest between Baldoni, Taylor Swift and Blake Lively! Lindsie reads up on the "Breakfast Test", Kristen calls upon a guest to get opinions on the topic of "designated cars" in relationships, and finally, a breakdown of the immense financial value of stay-at-home moms. Plus, a special birthday shout-out to our one and only LINDSIE CHRISLEY!

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0:00.0

Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.com.

0:05.5

U.K. slash Wondery. That's audible.com.

0:09.0

dot UK slash Wondery.

0:12.1

Maybe I'm just like weird. Maybe I'm crunchy.

0:15.0

This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisley.

0:17.6

I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and all of these people

0:21.4

write their children's accomplishments on the back. I don't love them. A Southern girl and a boy

0:26.7

mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots. I am a functioning, non-functioning

0:32.9

human being right now. Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing

0:39.0

but the tea. That is the tea. Here's Lindsay. Good morning and welcome back to another episode

0:48.3

of the Southern Tea, also known as The Shit Show. How are we? Good morning. I'm crashing out, but I guess also happy.

0:57.2

I think we're all crashing out. Anybody that has ever worked with me and Kail collectively

1:03.2

knows that we plan trips very last minute and have actual no plan until we get where we're going.

1:12.6

Yeah, but it's going to be great. It always turns out well, you know?

1:15.6

You know, I have been saying for an entire day now, we take shit and somehow manage to turn it

1:23.2

into something good. You know, we should come up with something like that for merch.

1:27.4

You know what I mean? Yeah. Outside of that, I need you to know good. You know, we should come up with something like that for merch. You know what I mean?

1:28.8

Yeah. Outside of that, I need you to know that my house and the amount of packages that have arrived here,

1:34.7

I look like a shipping center. Oh, crap. Do you let them? Okay. Genuine question. Do you take them in every

1:40.8

delivery or do you wait for them to pile up? Well, it depends on what the day

1:44.3

looks like. Like if I'm not at home and I come home and Amazon's come, FedEx come, UPS, it might be like a

1:51.7

legitimate, looks like a drop-off center. Or sometimes they'll ring the doorbell and I'll just go grab it

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