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U equals L.

Ah, a familiar face among unfamiliar things.

Oh, those little wishing branches.

Hmm, yes.

We stopped displaying them near the register after the, uh, incident.

But, tonight's acquisition arrived in two separate containers,

from two separate consigners delivered three days apart by

couriers who insist they never entered the shop at all curious that first up a heavily

damaged commuter bike following a traffic accident in late August of last year.

It's been placed in long-term storage after repeated complaints from staff

regarding persistent noises that seem to follow it.

Attempts to discard the item have proven unsuccessful.

Take a ride with this one called,

I hear a studio audience at all times, and they're getting creepier.

Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful

plaque I had made above the front desk.

These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium.

We go by the Obsidian Covenant.

Recent initiates include Tim Alves- rules, Maria Perez, Consuelo Babb, Angela Silly, Curtis, and Lory Ann.

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