Lot 126: There’s A Hatch In The Middle Of The Woods
The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings
Lauren Shand
4.8 • 850 Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | For an ad-free experience, visit the obsidiancovenant.com. |
| 0:06.0 | H equals W. |
| 0:08.0 | Good evening. |
| 0:11.0 | Some objects are carried into a place. |
| 0:15.0 | Others manage to return. |
| 0:19.0 | If you'll step closer, |
| 0:21.6 | a rusted Swiss army knife. |
| 0:24.6 | Red casing long since faded brown, |
| 0:28.6 | with age and exposure. |
| 0:31.6 | The main blade is partially snapped near the tip. |
| 0:35.6 | Trace remnants of an unidentified fibrous material |
| 0:39.9 | remain lodged within the hinge assembly. Attempts to remove it have been unsuccessful. |
| 0:48.3 | The knife emits a faint mineral odor when unfolded. Wet stone, standing water. |
| 0:56.8 | And beneath that, something organic. |
| 1:01.0 | There's a hatch in the middle of the woods. |
| 1:05.6 | Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful |
| 1:12.8 | plaque I had made above the front desk. |
| 1:16.5 | These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium. |
| 1:21.2 | We go by the Obsidian Covenant. |
| 1:25.7 | Recent initiates include |
| 1:27.5 | Opa Word Cheddar worst |
| 1:30.1 | Uff de Cripes Cudenson, |
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