D equals L.

Ah, there you are, friend.

I've been expecting you.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Come on in!

Not less than an hour ago, a real estate agent dropped this by for you.

It's from a community that goes by the name of Brave Row.

She said they were offering luxury homes out there for next to nothing,

and they wanted you to stop on by and check out their open house.

It's a new property that just became available. Must warn you though, they do

have a hell of an HOA. This leaflet breaks down there, rather bizarre, C, C&Rs. Here's a little

housewarming gift I call. My gated community has one rule. No laughing after dark. Before we begin, I want to point out

some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made

above the front desk. These are some of the members of the inner circle of the Antiquarium.

We go by the Obsidian Covenant.

Recent initiates include

K-Tatos, drunk penguin,

Jessica B, Bonster, Scarlet, Christy Hughes, Wouter van Wick,

Existentially Exhausted Bean, and Mooney.

We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order.

Go to the obsidian covenant.com to receive the sacrament.

Now, where were we?

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