H equals T.

Oh, hello there! Come on in out of the heat and cool off.

I trust you've been enjoying the summer.

Can't tell you how much I enjoy your visits. I really can't.

I mean this sincerely. I hope you've been taking care of yourself.

These items you've been acquiring carry with them a burden that is insurmountable to bear for most.

You best be doing your due diligence with the necessary provisions, both spiritually and psychokinetically.

Trust me, the last thing you need is for your realities to get crossed. Then you're in real trouble.

Ain't even I can help you then.

This very predicament occurred to the subjects of today's tale, including the previous owners

of this smartphone.

Now, don't get too excited.

It won't be good for much.

No matter what you do, it just keeps repeating this same video over and over again like

it's stuck on some sort of a loop the contents of which are so incredibly

disturbing I dare not look at it for another second log into this one called

my wife is participating in a viral TikTok trend. Before we begin, I want to point out

some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made

above the front desk. These are some of the members of the inner circle of the Antiquarium.

We go by the Obsidian Covenant.

Recent initiates include Alex Magacus,

Claudia Bady, Desiree Ward,

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