Lot 047 : The 1% (Chapter 3)
The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings
Lauren Shand
4.8 • 848 Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2024
⏱️ 29 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Merry meat, my friend. |
| 0:07.0 | Any chance you've been practicing your commencement speech? |
| 0:12.0 | For so it turns out, you've been bestowed with the honor of being our valedictorian. |
| 0:19.0 | This just came in for you earlier today, as the seasons have turned, |
| 0:25.4 | bringing along with it new beginnings and all of life's pageantries. A graduation cap. I must admit, |
| 0:35.0 | it's in a hell of a shape, caked in blood the whole nine yards. |
| 0:39.9 | You are about to earn an honors degree in the 1%. |
| 0:45.3 | Chapter 3. |
| 0:48.5 | Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful |
| 0:55.8 | plaque I had made above the front desk. |
| 0:59.8 | These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium. |
| 1:04.5 | We go by the Obsidian Covenant. |
| 1:08.5 | Recent initiates include Virgil Demetrius, Rachel Schreiber, Charles Lindsay, Jay Cho, |
| 1:17.9 | Olivia Ryan, Mo Mo Mo Marcy, Irene Princess's Mummy, R.N. Jen, and Nita 14 and Lily 13. |
| 1:32.3 | We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order. |
| 1:37.5 | Go to the Obsidian Covenant.com to receive the sacrament. |
| 1:43.2 | Now, where were we? |
| 1:47.1 | Oh yes. |
| 1:49.3 | Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings and odd goings on. |
| 1:57.1 | ...and odd goings on. The story associated The following is a message from the order. |
| 2:37.0 | The story associated with your item, lot zero, four, seven, contains extreme content that may be especially triggering. |
| 2:45.0 | Customer discretion is advised. Alan was a very good. He ate so much. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Lauren Shand, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Lauren Shand and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

