Ah, my friend, I was wondering when you'd show up.

Got something real interesting come in for you today.

In fact, it unsettled me so much.

I had to put it in the corner facing the wall.

It is by far the most disturbing-looking doll I have ever laid eyes upon.

That is, if one could really ever call it a doll in the first place.

Seems such a pleasant and trivial word for something that exudes such evil.

That burlap face, stained red, button eyes.

It manifests a presence so dark that I just can't even stand to be around it.

I am unequivocally delighted you came by to pick it up.

Let's just say that much.

One such doll is at the center of a stitched up tale called,

I met this guy I'm really into, but I think he might be possessed.

Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass

on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk.

These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium.

We go by the Obsidian Covenant.

Recent initiates include Corey Jarrett, Samaya Archer, Katie Cresswell, Voice Del Monte, Michael Plowman, Harlow Crowell, Ron Robinson, Kip Pedigrew, and Shopkeepers Underlings.

We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order.

Go to the Obsidian Covenant.com to receive the sacrament.

Now, where were we?

Oh yes.

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