Lot 042 : If You See A Missed Call From Someone Named Diane Vale, Break Your Phone
The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings
Lauren Shand
4.8 • 850 Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2024
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | D equals N. |
| 0:07.0 | What do we have here? |
| 0:09.0 | Ha ha ha ha. |
| 0:10.0 | Good to see you as always, friend. |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, have I got something special for you today? |
| 0:18.0 | A musician from a local rock band came to drop it off just this morning. Seems as though |
| 0:24.3 | it may be the source of something rather troubling. Now, I know you likely aren't in need of a |
| 0:31.8 | used phone, but whether you want one or not, that is precisely the situation you are indeed in the middle of. |
| 0:39.2 | That's because it's already yours. |
| 0:41.4 | Ha ha ha. |
| 0:43.3 | Diane Vale, ring a bell. |
| 0:45.7 | It should, since she keeps asking for you. |
| 0:49.2 | In fact, there she is calling again right now. |
| 0:53.3 | Let's send you straight to voicemail for, |
| 0:56.0 | If you see a missed call from someone named Diane Vale, |
| 1:01.0 | Break your phone. |
| 1:04.0 | Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass |
| 1:10.0 | on this beautiful plaque I had made |
| 1:12.6 | above the front desk. These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium. |
| 1:19.9 | We go by the Obsidian Covenant. Recent initiates include Void Dragon J-L-A-D-27, |
| 1:30.9 | Michael Ledger, Tudor, Tudor 3,000, |
| 1:37.2 | Jungie's right hand, Howard Vascone, Mark Davies, Kim Kay, and Sarah. |
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