Lot 041 : Whatever You Do…Don’t Read This

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lauren Shand

Society & Culture, Fiction, Drama, Arts

4.8 • 850 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2024

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Looking for love in all the wrong places. Whatever You Do…Don’t Read This. Just Delete Your Dating Apps ASAP Written by Hailey Henson Starring Dee Quintero as Guinevere Trevor Shand as Ryan Sarah Golding as Ms. Brookfield Allison Cossitt as Steph Conan Freeman as The Boss https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/14tdhcp/whatever_you_do_dont_read_this_just_delete_your/ Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer Theme music by The Newton Brothers Additional music by CO.AG. (coagmusic@yahoo.com)

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0:00.0	I know who that is just who I've been looking for.
0:15.7	You see, something arrived for you in the mailbox today.
0:20.4	Yes, it's a...
0:22.6	Menacing looking letter, isn't it?
0:25.6	A rather foreboding black envelope.
0:29.6	No return address.
0:32.6	Nothing on it at all except this broken wax seal. One wouldn't even know who it was meant for if it
0:40.5	weren't for the specific instructions from the purveyors of the never was to hand it directly
0:47.0	to you at this very moment on this very day. There is something inside just for you, in fact.
0:57.4	It's time to summon its secrets in.
1:00.8	Whatever you do, don't read this.
1:06.5	Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass
1:12.5	on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk.
1:17.5	These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium.
1:22.3	We go by the Obsidian Covenant.
1:26.2	Recent initiates include Max,
1:30.3	Nathaniel Sherrick,
1:32.6	Jordan Nelson,
1:34.7	Victoria Owen,
1:37.0	Easy Peasy,
1:39.2	and Antonio Brown.
1:41.7	We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order.
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