Oh, hello again. I'll be right up. Well, this is an absolute hoot. Even though you can't see me, I'm watching your every move from our new security system we just got installed.

Ha ha ha ha. A gentleman stopped by the shop last week and offered to set these up in exchange for something he just...

...had to have.

I'm sure you can relate.

Now, what I found rather interesting about this man's visit was not the peculiar trade itself,

but the fact that the cameras came with a box of tapes that he specifically told me to pass on.

To you.

So insistent in fact that he has returned every night since to see that you get them.

They are at the heart of a twisted turn of events called

The Strangest Security Tape I have ever seen.

Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been

etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk. These are some of the

members of the inner circle of the antiquarium. We go by the Obsidian Covenant. Recent initiates include Caleb, Drake the Demon,

Jamie Gentry, A.G. Jake Eustace, Haley Bryant, Corn, a foolish samurai, and squirrel Shinigami.

We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order.

Go to the Obsidiancovenant.com to receive the sacrament.

Now, where were we?

Oh yes.

Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings and odd goings on.

And odd goings on. The I work at a gas station in rural Pennsylvania.

It's a boring job, but it's pretty easy.

It pays all right.

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