Lot 033 : My Family Is Cursed

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lauren Shand

Arts, Society & Culture, Drama, Fiction

4.8 • 633 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

A Clown Shows Up At Everyone’s Tenth Birthday, But No One Ever Hires One. Written by Gabie Rivera Narrated by Trevor Shand Starring Conan Freeman as Dad Laura Mirsky as Mom Everett Shand as Jake Jade Shand as Wendy Dee Quintero as Rose https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/oyliob/my_family_is_cursed_a_clown_shows_up_at_everyones/ Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer Theme music by The Newton Brothers Additional music by: CO.AG. ([email protected]) Hallowed Grounds by Brian Estes https://arondightstudios.bandcamp.com/album/mysterious-places Vivek Abhishek SUBSCRIBE on YOUTUBE: https://bit.ly/3qumnPH Follow on Facebook : https://bit.ly/33RWRtP Follow on Instagram : https://bit.ly/2ImU2JV

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0:00.0	Hello, hello. Back again, are we? And it's forever good to see you, friend. Please, do excuse the mess. I started making the shop available to host small events and birthday parties. And one just yesterday got a little out of hand.
0:24.2	In fact, they left a little something behind that I know you'll be most interested in.
0:30.1	A hardcover picture book.
0:32.7	Yeah, you might not want to open it just yet.
0:36.7	Stay a while. Have a piece of cake.
0:39.3	While I gift you this one called,
0:42.3	My family is cursed.
0:45.3	A clown shows up at everyone's 10th birthday,
0:49.3	but no one ever hires one.
0:53.3	Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers but no one ever hires one.
1:00.4	Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk.
1:05.5	These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium.
1:10.2	We go by the Obsidian Covenant.
1:14.1	Recent initiates include Rob Sparkman, Banny Fillith,
1:19.3	Sven, Jennifer.
1:22.0	At Dark Hippie 24.
1:24.6	Princess Emma Rose.
1:27.2	Cursed Keaton, the Type 1 diabetic warrior,
1:31.3	TMSKS-2-22, and Sean Geary.
1:36.9	We are ever appreciative of your devotion to The Order.
1:42.1	Go to the Obsidiancovenant.com to receive the sacrament.
1:48.0	Now, where were we?
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