Oh, hello. Lovely to see you, as always. Get out of that storm and come on in. Quite the doozy out there, isn't it? Here. You know, I'm not sure you've ever been in this corner of the shop before.

Pull up a seat by the fire. I've got something real special for you today.

Usually I let the game master handle items like this, but due to a

tragically unfortunate incident, it'll be swaths of time

until you're able to cross his path again. This is a rather handsome six-sided die. You know the

type, commonly associated with role-playing and the like.

Give it a toss, and it'll take you places.

Only a fool would dare go.

It's your turn at this one called.

I played a text-based game on the dark web.

Welcome to the Antarium of sinister happenings and odd-goings on.

...and our goings-on. The I played a text-based adventure game on the dark web.

I can't undo the things I did.

I spend a lot of time on Reddit.

I'm sure you do too.

I'm on a lot of video game subs and in particular ones about text-based games.

I'm talking games like Zork.

I wasn't alive when Zorke came out,

but I got really into it in high school.

When I made it to college, I took an even deeper dive,

playing all the sequels, all the knock-offs,

and every shitty game that people had cobbled together and released

...