Lot 023: My Wife Has A Removable Face
The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings
Lauren Shand
4.8 • 850 Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2023
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Look who it is. Aren't you a sight for sore eyes? |
| 0:09.0 | Indeed. Only a few weeks left till the big day. |
| 0:14.0 | You get your Christmas shopping done. |
| 0:17.0 | You know good and well you are in the right place. |
| 0:21.7 | We got the gifts that keep on giving round here. |
| 0:25.1 | This small jewelry box would make a perfect stocking stuffer. |
| 0:29.6 | Go ahead. |
| 0:30.7 | Open it. |
| 0:32.5 | Yes. |
| 0:34.3 | A paper clip. |
| 0:36.5 | But you know it's much more than that. |
| 0:38.6 | Ha ha. |
| 0:39.6 | This ain't your first rodeo. |
| 0:42.2 | It's a bit of a family heirloom that I am passing on to you called. |
| 0:48.4 | My wife has a removable face. |
| 0:53.5 | Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings and odd goings on. |
| 1:01.0 | ... The My wife has a removable face. |
| 1:40.2 | I've never glimpsed what lies beneath it, but my best friend has. |
| 1:48.0 | Samantha told me about it on our third date. |
| 1:50.0 | We were watching a movie on her couch when I made my move to kiss her. |
| 1:54.0 | She whipped her hand in front of my face and blocked me. |
| 1:57.0 | There's something you need to know. |
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