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Titus Podcast

Losers Gonna Lose

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Losers are dangerous, especially if they have power. Titus, Bombshell and The Hylinder talk about how Putin is losing his war in Ukraine, and how Florida is losing its war with climate change.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is Highlander from the Titus Podcast.

0:11.0

This episode is brought to you by Liquid IV and Athletic Greens.

0:14.8

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.

0:18.8

Um, Christopher Titus, Undishees the Armageddon of the Dead.

0:24.1

Losers, losers are dangerous, especially if they have power.

0:27.4

These two losers, one of them tried to overthrow the government with these losers.

0:32.5

And this one tried to invade a country with these losers.

0:35.5

Now I don't want to badmout the Russian people because a lot of them live here now and

0:39.6

I want to be able to get to Frappuccino without getting my ass kicked in a different language

0:43.8

at the Starbucks.

0:45.5

But Vladimir Putin has been at war with Ukraine since 2014 when they annexed Crimea.

0:53.3

And this is such a nice word and it means give us your country or we will kill everybody.

0:58.8

Since then Ukraine has been at a bit of a cold worth Russia up until February 22nd, 2022.

1:03.9

It's a lot of twos.

1:05.0

When this loser decided to take on a sovereign country now, we've been watching the news.

1:09.7

The actor president has been standing up to the lifetime KGB agent who you never want

1:15.1

to be standing next to while you're in their window by the way.

1:17.5

This guy, hmm, but Putin thought taking Ukraine would be easy.

1:21.0

And he was going to roll on these farmers in three days.

1:23.6

And by the way, who thinks they are going to take over a bunch of people that get up at

1:27.0

4 a.m. to do the hardest work possible.

1:29.3

And then they do it all day.

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