LOSER: MAHA's Biggest BULLY: Jillian Michaels | TMT 141
Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Alex Pearlman
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED BEFORE JILLIAN MICHAELS DEFENDED SLAVERY ON CNN, OH MY GOD SHE IS THE WORST.
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For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates celebrity trainer and fitness expert Jillian Michaels and her journey to promoting scams, pseudoscience and wright wing conspiracy theories which lead to us crowning her the female Joe Rogan. We look into how she went from a cruel personal trainer on the biggest loser to becoming a gay for trump platforming the likes of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens and Russel Brand to sell her fitness supplements and personal podcast.
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0:00 - Intro - The Female JOE ROGAN
0:40 - The Biggest Loser was Cruel
3:48 - 90's and 2000's Diet Culture was So Toxic
18:41 - Jillian Teaches Abusive Thinking
22:35 - Jillian is Hoarding Wealth
35:10 - She Starts a Podcast
46:00 - How She Becomes a Right Wing Mouthpiece
49:48 - Throat Goat Benny Johnson
55:24 - Other Throat Goats of her Podcast
59:48 - What Beliefs Are for Sale?
1:12:03 - Ozempic Broke her Brain?
1:16:56 - Why Jillian Michaels is Worse than Joe Rogan
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| 0:00.0 | I'm a pearl maniac, pearl maniac, that's for sure. And I'm yelling like I've never yelled before. Hey, babe, what are you doing? I went to the thrift store the other day, right? I was looking for toys for the baby, and I found this DVD by this lady called Gillian Michaels. Babe, no, she's a quack! What do you mean she's a quack? She's literally like the female Joe Rogan. |
| 0:24.1 | No, there's no way that I'm falling down a pipeline for the female Joe Rogan. |
| 0:28.0 | She's just somebody who tells me how to lose weight and some smart ideas on things for me to eat. |
| 0:30.6 | No, babe, listen, I've opened a lot of tabs about this. |
| 0:33.5 | Oh, how many tabs have you opened up about Jillian Michaels? Too many tabs. |
| 0:37.4 | Remember to smile. |
| 0:40.4 | But welcome to Too Many Tabs. |
| 0:41.9 | This is Quack Month, which is a, every August, Mrs. Pearlmania. |
| 0:47.1 | She goes and does research about different quacks all across the history and the internet. |
| 0:51.9 | And this week, she has brought me a quack that I did not expect. |
| 0:56.9 | And that was Jillian Michaels from the biggest loser. |
| 1:00.1 | Yeah, because here's the theory. |
| 1:01.5 | This is a theory I have going into this. |
| 1:03.7 | I think Jillian Michaels is the female Joe Rogan. |
| 1:08.9 | Okay. |
| 1:09.3 | I think she did exactly the same thing Joe Rogan did, which was like pipelining people |
| 1:14.7 | into the Maha movement, but it went unnoticed because people ignore women and what they do. |
| 1:21.2 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:21.8 | And I mean, she has a pretty, she has a pretty similar track record, an early 2000s reality star |
| 1:27.1 | who pivots into like podcasting and a bunch of other different things. |
| 1:31.1 | Yep. |
| 1:31.3 | And then all I know is that you've spent the last 48 hours walking into the room and going if I have to hear this woman's voice one more time. |
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