Great Tom. You might have seen the sign in front of a really shady gas station that's blinking deeply into the night.

Maybe you're going inside and seeing these little bottles there. We've always wondered what this stuff was.

And then my wife, Mrs. Pearl Mania, started doing research on it. And for the last hour, she's been explaining to me what this stuff is.

Who's involved with it? There's a White Lotus story that involves kind of a Sam Rockwell character.

RFK's the good guy. Nara Smith shows up for no reason with Donald Trump and it just keeps going from

there. This stuff is terrifying. Find out more because we opened how many?

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Welcome to Too Many Tabs, and we're here for Quack Month.

That's right. It's Too Many Tabs. A podcast where a husband and wife duo sit across from each other in a room.

And during Quack Month, Mrs. P, the lovely Mrs. P, my wife.

That's me. She's right over there. She does researches on a quack month, Mrs. P., the lovely Mrs. P., my wife. That's me.

She's right over there.

She does researches on a quack.

A quack? A crack. A crack pot. A crack pot, yes. Somebody who does medical malpractice. Yeah. Oh, we've done all sorts of different people. Allegedly. But this week, this week, you said it was going to be slightly different and then you set me off on a task.

Yeah, I gave you a task.

Yeah, you said it was going to be slightly different and then you set me off on a task.

Yeah, I gave you a task.

Yeah, you said, go get Kratom. Yeah, I said, go to the local corner store. Yeah. And get a bottle of Kratom. Yeah, and I said, and I said, Wawa. I said, blue bottle. No, I know, but I said Wawa, and you said, you can't get it at Wawa.

No, I said, it's not going to be a Wawa.

And I was really confused about this, and I went, but I said Wawa, and you said, you can't get it at Wawa. No, I said, it's not going to be a Wawa. And I was really confused about this. And I went, and I went to a very, I went to a very shady convenience store. Exactly. That has, in Pennsylvania, they have skill games in them, which means they're full of lottery machines. Yep. And, sorry, slot machines.

And I got this bottle. Okay. This little bottle. And I walked over the guy. I said, I'd like some kratom. And he said, crat him? And I said, sure. And then he went, do you want the powder? Do you want the pill? Or do you want the shot? And I said, I think she told me to get the shot. And then he started listing shots. And then eventually he walked me over to a wall that was covered in these little bottles.

And I was started listing shots. Uh-huh.

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