Loser Line (8/25/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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0:00.0	Hey girl, what's up with you?
0:02.4	Wait a minute, is this the right number?
0:04.0	It's, um, the loser line.
0:06.1	Come on, just call me back.
0:08.3	If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.
0:11.1	Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
0:16.4	Hey, girl.
0:17.2	How?
0:17.6	I'm not saying I'm a programmer, but whatever you got going on downstairs, I can debug it for you.
0:24.5	Oh my gosh.
0:26.9	Not after I'm done with it.
0:29.7	Whatever you do, don't threaten to send a virus to destroy his hard drive.
0:34.3	Instead, tell him you two should get to know each other.
0:37.1	And then he can introduce you to his AI girlfriend.
0:40.3	Oh, that's special.
0:41.3	Samantha.
0:42.3	Samantha Kardashian.
0:43.3	Oh.
0:45.3	Then at that point, hopefully he calls you and leaves an awkward voicemail that we could
0:49.3	play on the air.
0:50.3	Voice mails like this one.
0:51.3	Next message.
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