Loser Line (8/11/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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0:00.0	In sitcoms, when someone has a problem, they just blurt it out and move on.
0:04.6	Well, I lost my job and my parakeet is missing.
0:08.7	How is your day?
0:10.8	But the real world is different.
0:12.9	Managing life's challenges can be overwhelming.
0:15.1	So, what do we do?
0:16.3	We get support.
0:17.5	The Huntsman Mental Health Institute and the Ad Council have mental health resources
0:21.1	available for you at loveyourmindtay.org. That's loveyourmindtay.org. See how much further
0:27.1	you can go when you take care of your mental health. Hey girl. What's up with you? Wait a minute. Is this
0:33.3	the right number? It's, um, the loser line. Come on, just call me back.
0:38.2	If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.
0:41.1	Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
0:46.4	Hey there.
0:47.7	Um, I just need to know, are you the Titanic?
0:51.2	Oh, no.
0:51.6	Oh, this is bad.
0:52.5	Because your body is legendary and I want to explore your lower decks. Oh, no. Oh, this is bad. Because your body is legendary, and I want to explore your lower decks.
0:57.7	Oh, no.
0:57.8	It was pretty good.
0:59.0	Never mind you.
0:59.8	No.
	...

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