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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (8/11/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0

In sitcoms, when someone has a problem, they just blurt it out and move on.

0:04.6

Well, I lost my job and my parakeet is missing.

0:08.7

How is your day?

0:10.8

But the real world is different.

0:12.9

Managing life's challenges can be overwhelming.

0:15.1

So, what do we do?

0:16.3

We get support.

0:17.5

The Huntsman Mental Health Institute and the Ad Council have mental health resources

0:21.1

available for you at loveyourmindtay.org. That's loveyourmindtay.org. See how much further

0:27.1

you can go when you take care of your mental health.

0:33.9

It's the radio segment that's starting a new charity called Locks of Lump, where they take the hairballs that your cat coughs up and weaves them into stylish wigs for hairless kittens.

0:48.3

Donate your kitty's hairballs today to laser stories.

0:52.6

There's like patches of balls on the hairless cats. It's the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. As other furball fashionistas just don't. This first laser story is out of Los Angeles. A 30-year-old woman named Taffy Dugard was having a fun night. I bet you can't have... Taffy always has a fun night. Her name is Taffy. But I don't know if she remembers it. Witnesses say they saw Taffy pull out a ladder from a nearby shed and climb up onto the roof of a parks and recreation building. then began dancing.

1:28.3

Hey.

1:29.1

Okay.

1:31.5

She's going to start a block party, Jeff.

1:37.1

She didn't have any music playing, but people could hear her singing a tune and waving her arms.

1:37.9

Hey, Tabby.

1:39.3

This happened around 7 p.m.

1:41.7

So early enough that bystanders gathered around and told Taffy to knock

1:46.1

it off. Why do I want her to be singing

1:47.8

am I laughing Taffy?

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