Loser Line (4/27/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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0:00.0	Hey girl, what's up with you?
0:21.6	Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the loser line. Come on, just call me back. If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say someone approaches you when you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me. Oh. There's 21 letters in the alphabet, correct? No. I don't know.
0:22.6	Oh, whoops.
0:23.6	I missed you are a QT.
0:25.6	That's a really good one.
0:28.6	Write that down, gentlemen.
0:29.6	Whatever you do, don't drop kick him in the elemental P.
0:32.6	And the math is right.
0:34.6	Instead, tell him you've got a big box of alphabet cereal back at your place if he's down to spoon with you.
0:42.3	That's when you give him the number to the loser line.
0:44.6	So hopefully he calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play over the air.
0:48.3	Voicemails like this one.
0:49.7	Next message.
0:52.3	Uh, hello.
0:55.2	Jamie. Hello. Hello. Jamie.
0:57.1	Hello.
1:00.0	Oh, wait.
1:01.3	Oh.
1:02.5	This voicemail.
1:03.4	Oh, hi.
1:04.9	Hi.
1:05.5	It's Kyle.
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