Hello, it's nice and toys.

It's the radio segment that's revitalizing the sports entertainment experience for fans.

Really?

So imagine you're at the stadium and they put away the t-shirt cannon and bring out the new milkshake bazooka.

Oh no, that's going to be so messy.

Yum.

Want a frozen treat to the face at 50 miles an hour?

Open wide for laser stories.

This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does.

Except we've got a laser.

Those other dairy datties just don't.

I got sprinkles in my eye.

This first laser story is out of Florida.

Yay.

A 43-year-old man named Roy McIntosh was at a subway sandwich shop the other day,

and he didn't like what he saw.

Uh-oh.

At the time, it wasn't clear why Roy was peeved, but we know he was because a witness

says he became verbally upset and slapped the male sandwich artist across the face.

Hey nobody got time for that.

Oh my gosh.

That is a long reach too.

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