Loser Line (4/14/25)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey girl, what's up with you? |
| 0:02.4 | Wait a minute, is this the right number? |
| 0:04.0 | It's, um, the loser line. |
| 0:06.1 | Come on, just call me back. |
| 0:08.2 | If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. |
| 0:10.7 | Let's say someone approaches you or out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. |
| 0:15.9 | Excuse me, miss. |
| 0:17.1 | No, always. |
| 0:17.9 | But is that dress felt? |
| 0:20.0 | What? |
| 0:20.6 | Would you like it to be? No. No. Always. Is that dress felt? What? Would you like it to be? |
| 0:22.1 | No. |
| 0:24.4 | No. |
| 0:25.0 | He asked permission. |
| 0:26.6 | Whatever you do. |
| 0:27.6 | Do you guys even know what dresses are made of? |
| 0:29.8 | No. |
| 0:30.1 | It's a joke. |
| 0:30.8 | Not that. |
| 0:31.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.5 | It doesn't matter. |
| 0:32.6 | Whatever you do, don't give yourself the Heimlich so you could puke all over him. Instead, tell him he's real funny, like Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom, and you want to be his sidekick, just like short round. |
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