Hello, it's ladies and dogs.

It's the radio segment that's launching a brand new reality show competition.

It's like a spin-off of the show The Voice, but for pets, where your pup barks a tune on stage

as Simon Cowell partially judges them before sending them off to the pound.

Is it just dogs?

It feels like a goldfish.

Like bloop, bloop, bloop.

Whatever it is.

Nobody makes it to Hollywood.

Yeah.

With laser stories, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other wolfworms just don't.

This first laser story is out of Glassboro, New Jersey.

The other day, a guy walked into a store, went straight to the refrigerated area,

and dunked his head in a vat of pickles.

What?

Dream come, dream.

Was he bobbing for pickles?

Well, apparently it was some kind of like social media thing.

Oh, God.

Because he was filming himself the whole time as he did it.

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