Loser Line (3/30/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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0:00.0	No gloss, no filter.
0:03.1	Just stories.
0:04.8	Spoken without fear.
0:06.5	Person who is not generous can not be an artist.
0:09.4	The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.
0:14.3	Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app,
0:18.5	Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:23.0	Come for the honesty.
0:24.9	Stay for the fire.
0:29.3	Hey girl.
0:30.3	What's up with you?
0:31.3	Wait a minute.
0:31.8	Is this the right number?
0:33.1	It's the loser line.
0:35.4	Come on.
0:36.0	Just call me back.
0:37.4	If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.
0:40.2	Let's say someone approaches you when you're out at the club
0:42.2	and uses this charming pickup line on you.
0:45.4	Knock, knock.
0:46.4	Oh, goodness.
0:47.1	Who's there?
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