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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (3/30/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!

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0:00.0

No gloss, no filter.

0:03.1

Just stories.

0:04.8

Spoken without fear.

0:06.5

Person who is not generous can not be an artist.

0:09.4

The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.

0:14.3

Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app,

0:18.5

Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:23.0

Come for the honesty.

0:24.9

Stay for the fire.

0:32.3

It's the radio segment that started a new type of music festival that only sick people can attend.

0:40.2

What?

0:40.6

Called Coughchella.

0:43.0

Now, you don't have to worry about getting anybody else sick.

0:45.8

As long as you pass the temperature check at the gate, 100 and above, you're in.

0:52.0

I don't know, but they're running out of Pediolite.

0:54.7

I'm going to tell you that.

0:55.6

It's laser stories.

0:57.5

The segment where we read, weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

1:00.9

except we've got a laser.

1:02.5

Those other red snot, chili peppers just don't.

1:05.0

This first laser story is out of a fan favorite, Florida.

1:09.7

Recently, a 58-year-old man named Brian Parker drove through a gate at Daytona Beach International Airport and on to the airfield.

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