Loser Line (2/16/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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0:00.0	Hey girl, what's up with you?
0:02.4	Wait a minute, is this the right number?
0:04.2	It's the loser line.
0:06.5	Come on, just call me back.
0:08.9	If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.
0:11.8	Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
0:17.4	If I was a stoplight, I'd turn red every time you pass by.
0:22.1	Oh, that's cute.
0:23.6	Just so I could stare at you a little longer.
0:25.6	Oh, bro.
0:26.6	Oh, God, you smell great too.
0:29.6	Okay.
0:30.6	Is that Victoria's Secret Mini Miff?
0:32.6	No.
0:33.6	After he says that, do not tell him that he creeps you out more than your weird uncle with his dead parrot collection.
0:40.6	Instead, just give him the number of the loser line.
0:43.8	So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.
0:47.1	Voicemails like this one.
0:48.6	Next message.
0:50.4	Ah, voicemail.
0:52.7	Okay, great.
0:59.0	Well, let me just tell you, that that's not working for me. I was pretty clear when we talked that I'm really busy and my time is extremely valuable.
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