Hey girl, what's up with you?

Wait a minute. Is this the right number?

It's the loser line.

Come on. Just call me back.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's time for a special Halloween-themed

edition of The Loser Line today.

Oh, I bet it's full from the weekend.

Every voicemail we play is from someone who met a costumed batty while they were out attending a

Halloween party or maybe at a zillow listing for a haunted mansion but let's say that you were at

a spooky nightclub and a guy dressed as dad bod Ken came and approached you and he excuse me, miss, but your sexy Elfaba costume has my downstairs defying gravity.

But he knows wicked, so I'm like not too mad.

You're not totally turned off?

Yeah.

Well, after he says that, don't shove your broomstick where the sun don't shine.

Instead, tell him he just made your heart

melt faster than the wicked witch. And that's when you slip in the digits to the loser line.

So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we could play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

Next message.

Hey there. This is Brin from the haunted house the other night.

I just want to say, you can call me the undead because my heart stopped the second that you walked into the room.

That was my Halloween pickup line.

I hope you liked it.

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