Hey girl, what's up with you?

Wait a minute, is this the right number?

It's the loser line.

Come on, just call me back.

If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this,

let's say a weird guy approaches you while you're out at the club

and uses this charming pickup line on you.

Hey, sweetness, I wish you were a computer

so I could select all on your clothes and hit delete. Oh, gosh. I wish you were a computer. Oh, really? So I could select all on your clothes and hit delete.

Control Z, Control Z, Control Z, Control Z.

Oh, do.

After he says that, whatever you do, don't tell him Error 404, flirty joke not found.

Instead, tell that nerd you want to unzip all his hidden

folders.

And maybe even merge hard drives later.

Extract all, Jeff.

You're worse than what he said.

Giving the number to the loser line,

so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail

that we can play on the air.

Voicemails like this one.

Next message.

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