Loser Line (11/10/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

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0:00.0	Hey girl, what's up with you?
0:02.4	Wait a minute. Is this the right number?
0:04.0	It's, um, the loser line.
0:06.1	Come on, just call me back.
0:08.1	If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this, let's say you're out at the club and somebody comes up to you using this charming pickup line.
0:15.9	Okay.
0:16.6	Whoa.
0:18.0	Are you telekinetic?
0:19.6	Because you just made a part of me move without even touching it. Whoa. Are you telekinetic? Because you just made a part of me move without even touching it.
0:25.4	You're cool.
0:27.3	Yeah, whatever you do.
0:28.4	Brooke liked it.
0:29.1	I did.
0:29.8	Brooke is always into these.
0:30.8	That's really funny.
0:32.0	But whatever you do, don't blow the rim salt from your dackery straight into his eyes.
0:36.7	Instead, tell him you could use some fresh romantic trauma to bring up in your next therapy
0:41.5	session.
0:42.5	And that's when you slip him the digits to the loser line, so hopefully he can call it and
0:46.8	leave us an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.
0:49.4	Voicemails like this one.
0:50.8	Next message.
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