Hey girl, what's up with you?

Wait a minute, is this the right number?

It's the loser line.

Come on, just call me back.

If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.

Let's say someone approaches you while you're praying in church.

And uses this charming pickup line on you.

Hey, I don't know about you, but while I was thumbing through the Bible, I started reading the book of numbers.

I realized I don't have yours.

Oh, ha ha ha!

That'll get her.

Gotcha.

Oh, whatever you do, resist the urge to throw holy water into his face and ask the priest to excommunicate him.

Instead, tell him to meet you in the church confessional booth for some special private time and then you give him the

number of the loser lines and hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail we can

play on the air voicemail like this one next message hi Jack this is, this is Danie Schull.

I'm just calling again.

I know it's been about 126 hours.

I haven't heard from you.

And I just got to tell you, you know,

this fish is gonna get caught soon,

hopefully by you.

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