This is the radio segment that just put a request into the streaming service Disney Plus asking if they could filter out all the children's content.

So we could just get to Disney hardcore.

I don't think they've launched that program.

Too many g-rated animated things to sit through.

Just give me the good stuff.

Surprisingly, Disney said they're working on it.

Oh my God.

Everybody wins with Laser Story.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does except we've got a laser

Those other Jimmyy crackheads just don't this first laser stories out of Portugal

A tourist from Azerbaijan was enjoying a family holiday.

It was at a beautiful Lisbon cafe when he thought the only thing that would make the idyllic

setting even better would be to have a nice glass of

pomegranate juice.

No, no, no, no, not pomegranate!

Oh my God, that clip finally makes so much sense. Finally. Oh my God, we have been waiting for years to use that.

Amazing.

And I bet that would be really nice to have some pomegranate juice in Portugal.

Sure.

Sounds tropical. So the 36 year old opened up his translate

app in his phone and typed the request. He showed it to the waiter who

immediately ran into the back. Oh, good service.

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