Oh my girl, what's up with you?

Wait a minute, is this the right number?

It's the loser line.

Come on, just call me back.

It's a special Halloween themed edition

of the loser line today.

Oh my god.

Every voicemail message that we received

is from someone who met a random hottie this past weekend

while attending a Halloween party

or in Brooks' case, a family reunion.

What?

So if you were at a spooky nightclub

and you were approached by a zombie UPS guy

who asked you to sign for his package,

don't say no.

At least not right away.

Instead, tell him that you want to pry his cell phone away

from his undead hands

and put the number to the loser line in there.

So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail.

We can play over the air.

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