It's the radio segment that started a new support group called Insecurities Anonymous,

where once a week you get together and you go around pointing out each other's flaws

until one of you cries.

Oh my god!

And then afterward everyone gets free donuts.

It's a free anonymous, Jack.

And then you eat donuts and get fat?

Why do I keep coming back to these meetings?

It's laser stories.

The sudden we're going to read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those are the Kronut canclers just don't.

This first laser story is out of the great state of Florida.

The Summer Olympics are next year, and they've got some competition this time.

Because February 24th in St. Augustine, they're going to be hosting the first ever Florida man games.

No!

Okay, I've never flown to the Olympics.

I may fly to this.

What are the events?

The events they've got playing for are a lot more interesting.

The first competition is Beer Belly Florida Sumo Wrestling.

No!

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