Loser Line (02/06/23)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592.

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0:00.0	Oh my girl, what's up with you?
0:02.4	Wait a minute, is this the right number?
0:04.0	It's the loser line.
0:06.1	Come on, just call me back!
0:08.3	If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.
0:10.8	Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out of the club
0:13.0	and uses this charming pickup line on you.
0:15.8	Hey, Tootsie Pop.
0:17.1	Oh god, oh.
0:17.8	Are you a pirate?
0:19.3	What?
0:19.8	Because I'm pretty sure you put the curve in my scurvy.
0:23.9	Oh, good old scurvy pickup line.
0:27.1	Oh no.
0:27.7	Whatever you do, don't pretend to kick him in his peg leg.
0:29.9	And Tweek is barnacle.
0:31.5	Instead, tell him he reminds you of a strapping older version
0:34.8	of Captain Jack Sparrow, of course, wearing an adult diaper.
0:38.7	Yeah.
0:39.2	No one knows, they just dropped a David Jones.
0:41.7	Oh, okay.
0:42.4	You can someone clean out my locker.
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