It's the radio segment that was cleaning up at the end of last year with his idea of toddler

nightclubs.

Wow.

It was huge.

But when they went over capacity with two-year-olds getting crunk on milk tinies, the fire department

shut it down.

I mean, it was, it was a kid in a toy fire car, but still, after that, they never recovered.

Got a respect authority, man.

Laser stories, a segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

everyone else does, except we have a laser, and those other burps lippers just don't.

This first laser story is out of Rochester, New York.

Man named Brian Wallace got home the other night to find a strange thing happening in his

own apartment.

His upstairs neighbor had gotten inside, was wearing Brian's clothes and eating all of

his food.

I might have gotten tempted in personating Brian, get out of here.

That's not the worst part, behind the neighbor, in the living room, there was a fire raging

in the background.

Oh my God.

It's like that meme that everything is fine.

Yeah.

It is literally that in real life.

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