Looksmaxxing
The Complete Guide to Everything
Tim Daniels and Tom Reynolds
4.5 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 March 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Now that it’s just the boys again, we’re mogging on all of the softmaxxers this week. You know the type, the ones that don’t even bonesmash. This week we’re diving into the strange, sometimes okay, but often sad world of Looksmaxxing.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to The Complete Guide to Everything, a podcast about everything. |
| 0:12.2 | I'm one of your host, Tom. |
| 0:13.3 | And I'm Tim. |
| 0:14.0 | Tim, how are you doing this week? |
| 0:15.7 | I had a Coca-Cola as I was walking over here at the can and I'm amped. |
| 0:21.2 | I've never felt like this before. |
| 0:22.7 | You like pounded it right before you pounded the rest of it right before we started. |
| 0:27.1 | Yeah, I was real thirsty. |
| 0:28.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.9 | Well, it's- |
| 0:29.4 | I remain real thirsty because it didn't really quench my thirst at all. |
| 0:32.2 | Maybe it may be thirstier. |
| 0:34.0 | Do you what, like if you were super, super thirsty thirsty what is the thing that uh like taste the best |
| 0:41.8 | to you oh uh blue gatorade yeah probably gay i know that's uh you know that's what is made for |
| 0:48.4 | right um i don't know what do what do you got no i think a Coca Cola is up there for me if you're like really it's refreshing yeah but i don't know. What do you got? No, I think Coca-Cola is up there for me. If you're, like, really- It's refreshing. Yeah. But I don't feel, like, ultra-hydrated after it. Yeah, I was going to say, Coca-Cola isn't good if you've just, like, run a marathon, and that's why you're thirsty. But if it's, like, a hot day and you've been outside, you get a nice cool Coca-Cola, this episode |
| 1:15.6 | is brought to you. |
| 1:17.7 | We have a friend who says, the best feeling in the world is taking a nap and immediately |
| 1:23.5 | upon waking from that nap, crushing a can of Coca-Cola. |
| 1:28.1 | Yeah, I could see that. |
| 1:31.1 | Yeah, because then that's also like, you know, you're getting the caffeine's bringing you back. |
| 1:36.4 | Yeah, because whenever I wake up from a nap, I'm pissed. |
| 1:40.6 | I'm like, ah, man. |
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