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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Best Of Show Time! I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV. On Today’s Show:Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow

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0:00.0	Hey Franks, Tim back here to introduce our best of show for the week.
0:04.7	This one's a fun one from 2014.
0:07.7	I will be back later today right here on the feed with a brand new episode of TV.
0:13.4	Now I know what you're saying to yourselves.
0:15.5	Tim, you said the same damn thing last Friday when you introduced a best of show and then
0:19.6	there was never a new episode of TV.
0:22.0	What gives?
0:23.0	By now you should know that I'm a liar and you can't trust anything I say.
0:27.8	I'm just kidding.
0:28.8	Of course, I love you.
0:30.2	You are the most important people in my life.
0:33.5	Well, by now you should know that I'm a liar and you can't trust anything I say.
0:38.9	Oh, that is just like you to go around throwing my words back in my face.
0:43.5	Anyway, I swear I'll be back a little bit later today with a brand new episode of
0:47.8	TV right now though.
0:49.3	Enjoy this best of show.
0:51.3	Hey Franks, it's Saturday April 12, 2014.
0:56.5	Coming up on the program today, pissing in your co-workers thermos, let's throw in
1:01.2	that boy pussy, more dating on demand losers, and an epic porn meltdown.
1:07.9	All this was your voice mouse on a side show exclusive, Distorted Mutailies.
1:14.3	Get your head out of your ass.
1:19.1	You got my ass all fucking screwed up.
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