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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 5 August 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:16.72 The Exciting Conclusion To My Tooth Saga 00:05:23:00.23 Blackface Lady Goes To A Job Interview 00:14:14:14.38 Nick Fuentes Is Not A Fan Of Age Consent Laws 00:18:12:23.42 Daniel Larson’s Butthole Confessions To The FBI 00:24:41:14.10 A New Queen Of Labels Has Been Crowned On TikTok 00:27:50:21.32 Get More DV! Become A Sideshow Member 00:30:48:20.73 Extreme Fruit Eater Dies From Malnutrition 00:36:33:18.62 Criminal Foot Freak Nabbed 00:39:08:19.40 Sex Predator With Bad Fake British Accent Is […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, August 4th, 2023, coming up on the program today, showing
0:05.4	up to your job interview and blackface is a bold employment strategy, plus Daniel Larson's
0:11.3	various butthole confessions to the FBI.
0:14.3	Our favorite white nationalist is not a fan of age consent, and another vegan drops
0:18.2	instead due to malnutrition.
0:48.2	We're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer,
0:59.6	we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer,
1:05.8	we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer,
1:12.8	we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer,
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1:47.8	we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer, we're down to cancer
2:17.8	came out in my hands, and now I can't stop playing with that area with my tongue.
2:22.3	And I'm pretty sure I'm deteriorating my tooth by licking it so hard.
2:26.7	Anyway, I made an appointment with the dentist.
2:29.0	I had my appointment today.
2:31.0	Now, side show members may recall a voicemail that was left by D.V.
2:36.7	listener, bag of cum.
2:38.5	This moron calling into the voicemail line acting like I don't know what a tooth is.
3:02.4	I don't know if it's because I act stupid on the show, but I get so many, no at all,
3:08.0	calling into the voicemail line.
3:10.0	Any chance to prove me wrong, you know, I'll be like, uh, yeah, this story comes from
3:14.4	the small island of Malta, and then a day later I'll get a voicemail, and actually Tim
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