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The Read

Long Ass Sigh

The Read

The Read

Comedy

4.928.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2019

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

Y'all are going to jail. PERIODT!

Transcript

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1:00.8

Now I feel like if you don't get this, we can all your be friends and this will be last

1:07.6

episode of three.

1:08.6

Okay.

1:09.6

Okay.

1:10.6

So here we go.

1:11.6

No, Grascha.

1:12.6

What the hell is wrong with you people?

1:16.1

Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela.

1:20.1

Yes, the government conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on relations

1:26.5

charges.

1:27.5

But our Kelly is not one of those men.

1:30.1

We all know the nigger can sing.

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