Lonely & Horny with Jake & Amir

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2016

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Jackie and the sexy comedic duo Jake & Amir of “Lonely and Horny” (peep it on Vimeo) break down the new Bachelorette bros, rate themselves on a scale of 1-10, and identify whether or not it’s psycho to still be friends with your exes.

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0:00.0	Hello everyone, I'm Jackie Shimmel, writer and creator of vlog turn podcast The Bitch Bible.
0:18.9	Every once in a while I like to freshen up this podcast with a penile perspective.
0:22.5	I don't know why, I said that.
0:24.5	That is so aggressive.
0:26.4	And today we have three sets of balls in the building.
0:30.0	I don't know what I was on when I wrote this.
0:32.0	I wrote a gun because I have balls.
0:34.1	Oh, okay.
0:35.1	Internal balls.
0:36.1	Biggest balls of all.
0:37.1	I might have the biggest balls here, I'm not gonna lie.
0:39.5	I'm gonna for a second.
0:41.1	That's all I want.
0:42.1	We can do a contest after we're done recording this.
0:45.3	Please welcome Amir Blumenfield and Jake Herwitz from Lonely and Horny.
0:50.3	Hello.
0:51.3	Thank you.
0:52.3	Thank you for having us.
0:53.3	I love having guys on the podcast.
0:55.3	For the penile perspective.
0:56.8	With a penile perspective.
0:57.8	I think I might rename this podcast the penile perspective.
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